I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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