i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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