I wish life had little blips of pornography
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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