I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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