Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
one might say we're banned from that church
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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