K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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