Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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