Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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