a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
