Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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