And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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