Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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