Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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