Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
vagina is talking i cant
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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