So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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