Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize
