You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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