how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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