Jerry, you need to find god
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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