I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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