I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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