So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
