i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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