We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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