it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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