well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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