i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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