Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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