We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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