I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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