This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Ladies don't puke and tell
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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