I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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