How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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