he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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