I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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