Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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