Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Damn victory sex feels great
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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