Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
how do you play pong handcuffed?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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