Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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