We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
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her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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