Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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