Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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