I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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