We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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