i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
