we're blogging at a bar
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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