YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize