Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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