Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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