Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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