3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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