What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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