It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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