he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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