i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She's the barista slut.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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