whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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