Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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