I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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