no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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